Oh, hey boss. I know, I know... Ugh. I misfiled some records, I missed voicemails. Listen, I'm really sorry. Please, I know I can be a better assistant. I just-- I don't-- Please just don't fire me. I can show you how valuable I am to this company. I really can. I know, I know... I'm sorry, I promise I won't do it again. You know, I, um, I've noticed that you kinda seem distracted lately. Is there something wrong? I mean, you've been taking sneak peeks at my thongs, haven't you? You th
